- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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