Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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