Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Yes!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Twenty-Four

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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vaginas

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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