- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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