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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Are you Drew?

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

religion.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

womens rights.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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