- Anti Joke

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

crap!!

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom