- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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