- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's an Anti Joke?

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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