Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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tea with milk?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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