- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

crap!!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

so dont touch it.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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