What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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donald................duck for president

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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