You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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i dont like chris

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Women's rights

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Your mama's so fat.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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