- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

learn the ropes?

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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