Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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fack me!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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The game!

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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your mother hates you

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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