- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

ass in my face ? no

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

whats black? a black man

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

this is not a joke

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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