- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

once upon a time there was a boy

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Guess what.. chicken butt

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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