how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Which is longer? A rope...

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Snooki

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

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