- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

If the 49ers won the superbowl

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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