- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

dead battery come on down

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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