A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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