Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Matty B

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

AIDS

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

how do you confuse a blond?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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