- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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