Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Farts smell bad!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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