How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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thermodynamics?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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poo is yummy

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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