Cows go moo.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

ROSS G IS OBESE

Women's rights

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Guess what? No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Anti Joke

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