What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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I lost my tractor.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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