What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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