Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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black guy graduating high school

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Lil Wayne

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What's the deal with airline food?

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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