- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

I'm gay. No homo.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

penis

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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