Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Republicans

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

fart+fart=poop

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Women's Rights.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Women's rights...

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

The Bible

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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