- Anti Joke

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Women.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.