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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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