- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A walrus walks into a bar

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

1+1 =? Too

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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