Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What did I do last night?work

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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