A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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no

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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alert("The Game");//

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JEWS

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Not Steve Jobs

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Women.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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