Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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this is a joke

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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