How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Proof reading

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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