- Anti Joke

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Chuck Norris

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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