Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Your mother

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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