If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Land Rovers

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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