roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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space is fun

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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