- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

How do u shit With ur ass

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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