- Anti Joke

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Asians