shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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This is my joke. funny

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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space is fun

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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