canaan and mallory

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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NASCAR

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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imadewords

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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