- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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