how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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women

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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