Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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YOLO.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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