The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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