- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

gay rights

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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