what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What's up? A direction...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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