Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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