- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

I hate black people. Because their black.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

i dislike sack in my mouth

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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